Bob Dylan’s 115th Turd

Sodding hell, he’s going to do it again. On September 11th this year, Bob Dylan, voice of a generation and murderer of eardrums, will release his nine hundred and sixty third full-length album, and we can all expect another forty minutes of hokey country blues music with words like “I sold my soul to the cobbler’s daughter / she passed me the bedpan and a monkey wrench / Lord knows I try, but I can’t pass water / the good God forgive this almighty stench” etc., in other words, batten down the hatches, lads, we’re in for heavy weather.

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